As with many outsiders I’ve often found myself experiencing things that are far removed from the everyday lives of ordinary people from my socioeconomic background. Here I share some of those peculiar stories. What makes us “new” outsiders is that we’ve learnt to function in today’s super-connected social setting, but only on a superficial level. Inwardly we despise societal norms and values and will undermine in subtle ways. My thoughts and stories are not for everyone – it could shock – but you needn’t be a new outsider to enjoy it. Anyway, I hope to, if not covert you, at least encourage more individualistic thinking and rebellion against our matrix of “reality”.